Greetings and Salutations!
Welcome to the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, in particular Response Centers #5719 and #9843, home of several overworked and unpaid PPC agents! These agents regularly risk their lives, limbs, and sanity to protect various universes from the menace that is bad fanfic, slaying Mary Sues and exorcising Bad Slash Demons wherever they go. Of course, this job has resulted in a few regrettable tendencies such as paranoia, obsessiveness, and downright madness, but no one's perfect.
Come in, but watch your step...
Official Permission Given in 2007